
Once upon a time there was a girl named Lexi. She was kind to all creatures of the 8 legged affliction. She would capture poor spiders who got lost indoors and escort them back outside where they could eat all sorts of annoying bugs that she didn't care for. Never did she squash, stomp or flush spiders unless they broke the one and only law...DON'T crawl on her. You would have thought that the spiders would have let each other know that but alas no! On Monday Lexi was going on a leisurely ride in her husbands truck to check out a lake when she felt a sharp little pain on her left ankle. When she looked down she found a spider that looked a lot like the one pictured. It BIT HER!!!! So once the species was identified Lexi had no choice but to stomp the spider. After a night of pain from the bit Lexi has re-evaluated the spider contract....If she sees you you're dead so spiders BEWARE!
1 comment:
Oh, that is crazy!! No wonder my husband hates them so much.
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